An anthem for improving (?) stat education

(Sing to this tune.)

Imagine Intro Stat

Imagine there’s no center
- It’s easy if you try.
- No Null below us
- Models explaining why

Imagine deviation
- Cast away for good (ah ah ah)

Imagine diverse values
- The math not hard to do
- Difference not deviation
- And forget error, too

Imagine all the models
- Living life in peace (yu hoo hu)

You can call that data science
- But I’m not the only one
- I hope someday you’ll join us
- And statistics will have won

Imagine there’s no normal
- I wonder if you can
- No need for spread or center
- Just predict what you can

Imagine all the data (yu hoo hu)
- Training models galore

You can call that data science
- But I’m not the only one
- I hope someday you’ll join us
- And statistics will have won